good cop: just tell us where the drugs are, we can help you
bad cop: okay sir you're free to go
good cop: oh bad cop like bad at your job. I get it.

mugglebornheadcanon:

200. Muggleborns singing pop songs in the common room and then everyone joins in. The purebloods get startled when they hear a quiet “I knew you were trouble when you walked in…” one moment, and then the next they’re blasted with “NOW I’M LYIN’ ON THE COLD HARD GROUND!”, and then something that sounds like mass screaming. One of the more sensitive students actually calls for a prefect.

(via itwasalwaysjamesforlily)


sexualnico:

beckendorph:

"SHES A HUGE FUCKING NERD WHO DOES NOTHING BUT SLEEP AND EAT AND U ALWAYS HAVE TO PET HER OR ELSE SHE’LL STARE AT U AND CRY" THIS IS ALLYS DESCRIPTION OF HER DOG BUT THIS IS LITERALLY M e

OH MY GOD RACHEL

(via itwasalwaysjamesforlily)


pottersir:

“The key to Luna is that she has that unbelievably rare quality of actually not giving a damn what anyone else thinks of her.” - J.K. Rowling

(via itwasalwaysjamesforlily)


staff:

yalipop:

Does the staff actually ever reply to posts or is that just a myth?

No one will believe you.

(via booksnifferfromhogwarts)


allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

(via booksnifferfromhogwarts)


ninjang:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

gingerthon:

someone put into words why i hate when people rib that all homophobic people are just secretly gay 

being queer isnt some ironic punishment

THERE WE FUCKIN’ GO

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)


whatthecurtains:

cthullhu:

nonomella:

Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me

Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age

"It was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. It’s the strangest book I’ve written"

-Neil Gaiman on Coraline

(via booksnifferfromhogwarts)



accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

(via alicelongbottem)


butseriouslyy:

koenisser:

gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history

gentle reminder that people are evolving to be more and more attractive

gentle reminder that your beauty probably would have started at least 2 wars by now if you lived in 30 BC

wat a gently delivered compliment thank u

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)


toxicnebulae:

white Americans being against immigration is still and always will be the greatest irony of all time

(via om-nom-nomnivor)


concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

spexote:

what if after you die you get stats like

words said total: 21,390,459

pushups done: 1.3

hours spent crying: 238

1.3 pushups

(via om-nom-nomnivor)


Women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

(via landofmerlin)